Her sparkling wit and adventurous spirit will seduce you just as it did that guy in Argentina.and in Russia.and in Jordan.and so on.' -Nell Scovell, co-author of Lean In Unlike the rest of us, Kristin took the road less traveled and that has made all the difference. 'Since we can't all sit next to Kristin Newman at a dinner party, it's a good thing she wrote What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding so we can all enjoy her funny and unexpected tales.

Kristin puts the 'lust' in wanderlust and makes adventuring and even mis-adventuring sexy, fun, and at times even inspirational.' -Jill Soloway, writer/director 'I love my husband and kids, truly I do-but reading What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding makes me want to buy a one-way ticket around the world, or rather two tickets-one for me and one for her-so we could party till dawn, flirt with hairy European men and break several international laws. Which is to say, slightly better when she's had a few glasses of wine.' - Nick Kroll 'I have had the pleasure of joining Kristin on some amazing adventures and can say without question that she is as good a writer as she is a traveler. This book is so good that, of the many I have blurbed, this is the only one I read.' - Joel Stein, columnist for Time, author of Man Made: A Stupid Quest for Masculinity He also would have written this book instead of The Innocents Abroad. 'If Mark Twain was a woman and he had actually done things in the countries he traveled to, he would have been a lot more pleasant. After writing with Kristin at That '70s Show, I knew that her book would be incredibly funny, but it's also so heartbreaking, insightful, and full of adventure, romance, and sex sex sex! Do yourself a favor and read this book! Did I mention how funny it is and how much sex is in it?' - Will Forte 'Spoiler alert: I am the Will who drives a car over Kristin's foot in the Dominican Republic.

Basically, whoever you are, Newman will make you want to chuck it all and book a trip to Argentina.' - Rachel Dratch Or for anyone who already loves being single. ' What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding is kind of like if Eat, Pray, Love were written by your funniest friend-a laugh-out-loud life guide for anyone who needs some help enjoying being single. This is misspent youth well-spent.' - Patton Oswalt 'Kristin Newman explodes the idea of the 'singles scene' into a thousand tiny fragments and scatters them globally.

Her thrilling escapades make me want to get up off the couch and book a ticket to some exotic locale for a sexy adventure of my own. 'Kristin Newman's tales of wanderlust are at turns hilarious, embarrassing, and then truly inspiring.

'Kristin Newman reminds me of David Sedaris, but with more joy.' - Diablo Cody

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